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TO MONITOR "PEACE MARCH"
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(San Francisco)-- Public Relations volunteers from the newly formed
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) will reach out to and monitor the
scheduled "anti-war" march in San Francisco on Saturday January 18th. The DHS
volunteers will set up checkpoints along the march route to videotape
participants, display a lifelike Mobile Detention Facility (MDC), and
help safeguard Chevron-Texaco, Citibank and other corporate offices
along the Market Street route. The MDC displays will feature "spoken
word" poets who will attempt to incite detainees and members of the
"Our volunteers will be out in force to clear up public misconceptions
about Homeland Security. We want people to get used to the sacrifices we
are requiring of them and for families to test out our neat new Mobile
Detention Facilities," said Admiral Poindexter of the Totalitarian
Information Awareness Office.
There will be a mandatory training session
for DHS volunteers.
- Jan. 28 - A so called
"journalist" was caught making unpermitted recordings of the DHS
Detention Facility. Fortunately, DHS agents were able to seize
the footage and provide it here as
an example of why it is crucial that all loyal citizens receive their
news only from official DHS authorized sources.
DHS PR OUTREACH AND INDOCTRINATION SUCCESSFUL, RECEIVES MISGUIDED
CRITICISM FROM "INFORMED" CITIZENS
Saturday, January 11
- DHS Public Relations Team members successfully infiltrated mass
transit, public spaces, and bookstores throughout the bay area,
explaining to members of the public in a clear and friendly manner the
work of the newly created DHS in in protecting democracy, freedom,
quality of life, cooperate financial security and short-term
vision. Members of the public were called upon to prepare themselves to
proudly sacrifice certain remaining shreds of democracy, freedom,
quality of life, peace and vision of a better world in order to protect
these very same values, and to support the War for Peace. Several
individuals who questioned the possible effectiveness of DHS or used big
words like "Orwellian", were momentarily detained, photographed, and
allowed to divulge contact information for future questioning.
A short video clip demonstrating a few hilites of the Jan. 11 DHS
training session is available here.
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY VOLUNTEER TRAINING
Saturday January 18, 10am
Art & Revolution, Redstone Building, 1st floor
16th St. @ Capp St (N.E. corner- 1 block from 16th St BART), San
The training will prepare volunteers to
document people exercising their civil liberties, to set up the
life-like Mobile Detention Center (MDC), and to participate in the Homeland Security marching drill team.
DHS volunteers are asked to dress professionally (see dress code)
with black/dark slacks or pants and shoes and white or light colored
dress shirts. Volunteers are asked to leave backpacks at home, tie back
long or unusual hair and remove excessive piercings. For volunteers who
wish to participate as detainees in the Mobil
Detention Facility there is no dress code, just gags and possible
NOTE: The DHS is looking for people who can make copies of the DHS
flyer (5 Things You Can Do
to Make America More Secure) and we are looking
for light 4 to 6 foot ladders for video surveilance (please let us know
you can bring them). If you can make copies please download the flyer
our website, make copies and bring them on the 18th.
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"... History has called our empire into action. History has placed a
great challenge before us: Will America -- with our unique position and
power -- blink in the face of history, or will we lead to a freer, more
civilized world? There's only one answer: This great empire will lead
the world to safety, security, peace and freedom. May God bless
-President George w. Bush
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