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Saturday January 18, 10am (sharp)
Art & Revolution, Redstone Building, 1st floor
16th St. @ Capp St (N.E. corner- 1 block from 16th St BART), San Francisco

The training will prepare volunteers to document people exercising their civil liberties,  to set up the life-like Mobile Detention Center (MDC), and to participate in the Homeland Security marching drill team. DHS volunteers are asked to dress professionally (see dress code)  with black/dark slacks or pants and shoes and white or light colored dress shirts. Volunteers are asked to leave backpacks at home, tie back long or unusual hair and remove excessive piercings. For volunteers who wish to participate as detainees in the Mobil Detention Facility there is no dress code, just gags and possible

NOTE: The DHS is looking for people who can make copies of the DHS outreach
flyer (5 Things You Can Do to Make America More Secure) and we are looking
for light 4 to 6 foot ladders for video surveilance (please let us know if
you can bring them). If you can make copies please download the flyer from
our website, make copies and bring them on the 18th.

HSD quote image

"... History has called our empire into action. History has placed a great challenge before us: Will America -- with our unique position and power -- blink in the face of history, or will we lead to a freer, more civilized world? There's only one answer: This great empire will lead the world to safety, security, peace and freedom. May God bless America."

                       -President George w. Bush

"Terrorism must be decontextualized"

                          -Richard Perle?


The Homeland Security Advisory System is a means to dissimulate information regarding the risk of terrorist acts by federal, state, and local authorities against the American people.

Oblivious = Green

Prozak-ed = Blue

Elevated = Yellow

Paranoid = Orange

Terrified = Red

threat level

legally of course, this site is a spoof.  Any similarity to the official Department of Defense and White House sites is purely a matter of humorous coincidence